Ø You receive a mysterious voice message, showering you with expletives and threatening you with dire consequences if you ever call back again. After you recover from the initial shock you wonder if it were a crank call, a new advertising gimmick, or an insane person and blatantly wonder how could have such a thing happened to an ethical, law abiding citizen such as yourself?. You mentally prepare for the next steps, when you see a little fellow not more than 3 feet walking with a phone, sporting a serious look and punching in some numbers.
Ø You boot your laptop in the morning at work, only to find that it has conked off. You smartly hand it over to the helpdesk and audaciously tell the person that you don’t think much of Dell products anymore and even that it was a refurbished laptop. Hours later you find yourself staring at a scorn Manager scrambling for words trying to explain why there was at least a cup of Apple juice inside the laptop.
Ø Your computers, TV, DVD and CD player are all put to their ultimate stress test. The reset button on the computer is pressed 25 times in 2 minutes; the TV on/off button is pressed 20 times a minute, the buttons on the DVD are shown no mercy pressing rewind, fast forward at the same time, pause and play at the same time and the CD player, let’s just not go there.
Ø You trip and fall down flat on the floor when you accidentally step on a strange object on the way to the bathroom at 2:00 AM. You switch on the lights only to discover a small toy car so strategically placed that would even put the secret service people to shame.
Ø You plonk yourself in front of the TV to relax after a hectic day only to find big red ants nibbling your feet. You scream and pull the couch aside only to find army of ants feasting on a 5 day old muffin piece. The toddler had generously tossed the unwanted piece behind the couch to feed the ants.